Snooki to POTTED PLANT: May I Have This Dance?

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Snooki want smush smush … with a potted freakin’ plant.


The reigning queen of drunken “Jersey Shore” antics seriously upped her game at a bar in Seaside Heights on Saturday — by sloppily dancing with a decorative plant like it was a juiced-up gorilla version of Mark Ballas.

So far, no comment from the plant.