Weston: My Wife Is PREGGO and I Want a DIVORCE!!

Filed under: Weston Cage, Nikki Williams, Celebrity Justice

Weston Cage made two MAJOR announcements this morning — 1) he claims his wife Nikki Williams is pregnant with his child … and 2) he’s filing for divorce.

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Cage — who has only been married since April — went to his Facebook page to break the news … saying, “Made my choice. getting divorced.”

As for the whole pregnancy thing, Weston believes the news only SUPPORTS his claim that he never laid a hand on Nikki before the two were both arrested for domestic violence this weekend.

Cage wrote, “Never hit my wife. why would i start abusing after she was positive after taking a pregnant-c test.”

Weston added a bizarre, cryptic message — “Have fun killing my child Breyan Prescott.”

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Casey Anthony Lawyers — Champagne Celebration!

Filed under: Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony‘s defense team was SO fired up about the HUGE not guilty verdict in the child murder case yesterday … they rolled across the street and started POPPIN’ BUBBLY!!!

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TMZ has obtained photos showing attorney Jose Baez and his team having a champagne toast at the Terrace 390 restaurant … located right across the street from the Orange County Courthouse in Florida.

Our friend Jane Velez-Mitchell was outside the restaurant doing the play-by-play for HLN during the celebration.

Of course, yesterday was a big day for Baez … and Anthony … who was found not guilty of killing her 2-year-old daughter back in 2008.

So, we gotta ask: Champagne toast after a murder case … bad taste???

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Lisa Lampanelli: Sorry Charlie, I’m BUSY

Filed under: Lisa Lampanelli, Charlie Sheen, Comedy Central

Charlie Sheen could get off REALLY easy at the upcoming Comedy Central “Roast” … because TMZ has learned Lisa Lampanelli — the QUEEN OF MEAN — is booked that night and might not show!!!

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Lisa tells us, “I am personally thrilled to death that they chose Charlie and I’m glad
he’s desperate enough to have accepted the challenge. I mean, come on —
the guy was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. I guess he now knows how Bruce
Willis felt!”

But she adds, “Sadly, I’m actually booked to do a show that night already, but if
there’s any way I can get out of it, all I can say is, “Charlie, here I
come!'”

The show is scheduled to tape September 10 in L.A.

Lisa … make it happen.

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