Charlie Sheen — I’m Going to Be ROASTED!!!!!!

Filed under: Charlie Sheen, TV

It’s official … Charlie Sheen will be the next “roastee” at the next Comedy Central Roast in September.


Sheen released a statement saying, “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for a while … It’s time to light it up.  It’s going to be epic.”

The Roast will be taped in Los Angeles on September 10 … and it will air on Comedy Central on September 19.

Story developing …



Kobayashi INHALES 69 Hot Dogs — The VIDEO!

Filed under: Takeru Kobayashi, Joey Chestnut, TMZ Sports

Takeru Kobayashi DESTROYED 69 hot dogs in 10 minutes yesterday … smashing his own world record in an UNOFFICIAL speed eating display … and igniting a HUGE controversy in the process!070511_kobiyashi_v3_still

TMZ obtained footage of Kobayashi’s UNBELIEVABLE feat … which he accomplished on a Manhattan rooftop … miles from the OFFICIAL Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship at Coney Island. TK wasn’t allowed to compete at the Coney Island eat-off because he wouldn’t sign a contract with Major League Eating.

So, in protest … Kobayashi did his own thing. Of course, Joey Chestnut won the Nathan’s title with 62 dogs … but Kobayashi put down 69!!!!!!

Chestnut later remarked, “It wasn’t a competition … It was no different than what I do at practice on my own and I’m able to break a record at my house.”

So, we gotta ask …



Katt Williams’ Bodyguard Kills Dog in Bizarre Attack

Filed under: Katt Williams, Celebrity Justice

Katt Williams‘ recent tour bus stop set off a bizarre string of events — starting with his bodyguard shooting a family’s dog to death, then replacing it with a new puppy … all in a matter of hours.

It all went down June 24 when Katt’s tour bus pulled into a Jack-in-the-Box in Williams, Arizona. According to police, one of Katt’s bodyguards was bitten by a German shepherd — prompting the bodyguard to open fire twice … killing the dog.

The German shepherd — named Lester — was a retired police dog that had gotten loose during a walk with its owners. The family tells TMZ they were in shock when, “Katt Williams
came outside and told us that he [the bodyguard] will be fired immediately.”

This is when it gets weird. The family says Katt went inside his
tour bus and walked off with an 8 week old Mastiff … and offered it to them to replace the dead dog.

They accepted and then — shockingly — posed for a picture with Katt … and everyone was all smiles!

The family tells TMZ, “We are devastated right now,” and the new puppy can’t replace Lester. However, they are happy Katt stepped up and took responsibility.

They say they’ve named the puppy Bella — and they’re never going back to a Jack-in-the-Box again.

Katt Williams was interviewed by police, and was very cooperative. No charges have been filed against the bodyguard.



Andrew Keegan Takedown Video — Taser Mystery

Filed under: Andrew Keegan, Celebrity Justice

TMZ has obtained video of Andrew Keegan‘s crazy encounter with police Saturday — which raises some interesting questions about whether cops tased Teegan during their encounter with him.

As TMZ first reported, Keegan was handcuffed and detained by police officers after he was “uncooperative” when cops asked Keegan to turn down his music.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they did not tase Keegan at any point, pointing out that if they had … they would be required to take him to the hospital. But several witnesses to the encounter tell TMZ they say Keegan get tased.

Here’s where the video comes in to play … at around the :45 and :54 marks, you can hear what sounds like a taser going off — it’s hard to make out for certain over Andrew’s screams.

Watch the video and the judge for yourself.

When contacted for comment, Keegan gave us a very diplomatic response, which said in part, “I always cooperate with the authorities and am confused by the show of force.”