Perez Hilton in Court Again!

My God, this queen does not give up. He has made millions upon millions already from basically stealing from countless others and now he is worried about perezrevenge.com making a little profit. Perez Hilton claims the site is using his trademarked name to make profit.

Whatever Mario Lavandeira, you are truly a dumb ass! You are griping for nothing and I hope the judge laughs in your face! Perez is a very common name, in fact there are around 1,530 people in the US alone with that as a first name, and approximately 474,314 with Perez as their surname. What about the 12 or so people in the US who share the name Hilton Perez? Maybe they should sue Perez for stealing their name. 

The site perezrevenge.com is not similar in name to perezhilton.com at all! If it was like perezhlton.com or similar then maybe he should complain, but as it stands, he has no reason.  Maybe he is worried about recent reports showing his slipping numbers as more and more people are moving away from his site to find other places to read fresh news and gossip elsewhere.

Maybe Paris Hilton should sue him, as this is obviously where he stole his moniker from!  Paris wrote on Lindsay Lohan’s site in the past that she only hangs out with Perez because he gets into some good parties.  I bet that is the same reason Katy Perry is hanging out with Gay-rez too!

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Cool Illusion!

Was jumping around cyberspace yesterday and saw this cool pic. Stare at the black dot in the middle and watch when it changes colors, it looks like it is in full color even though it is just black and white! Groovy huh? 😉  Click on it to make it work, please take note the file is kind of big so be patient!

Awesome Illusion!
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Alex Spills Amy Winehouse’s Beans!

Scumbag Alex Haines (not pictured),  supposed ex-lover, takes payment and spills Amy Winehouse’s biz to News of the World. How much is true is left up to you!

Here are some highlights of the interview-

  • – Alex tells how the singer smoked CRACK for BREAKFAST from pipes she made out of drinks bottles as she blew £3,500 a week on drugs in her darkest hours.
  • – She was so desperate for every last bit she even frantically scraped the residue out with a SCREWDRIVER so it wouldn’t be wasted.
  • – He also reveals how the once painfully thin diva was a secret BULIMIC—living on McDonalds and up to 10 Crunchie bars at a time. She even used HIS TOOTHBRUSH to make herself THROW UP afterwards.
  • – And Alex, her former personal assistant, details their marathon romps while hubby Blake Fielder Civil was inside. He says: “It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”
  • – “Cutting herself was her favourite pastime.”
  • – “When Amy woke up the first thing she’d ask was, ‘Where’s my pipe?’. She often made crack pipes by putting foil on top of plastic bottles and then burning the drug. While she got it going I made toast with butter and a cup of tea for her. It was her normal breakfast. When Amy ran out of the drug it she would cut the bottle in half and sit there on the floor completely wired, scraping the inside to get the residue with a screwdriver. She had to have a heroin and crack pipe near her or she freaked out. She’d keep taking drugs until she passed out. I reckon she spent £3,500 a week on them.”
  • – “Amy suffered from bulimia, which is why she looked so thin. She would have a massive McDonalds and then throw it all up in the bathroom. I found my toothbrush covered in sick, and asked her about it. She went really sheepish but told me she suffered from it for a long time. Several times I went into her bathroom and saw sick all over the sink. She lived off Crunchie bars—up to 10 at a time—packets of Haribo sweets and bottles of orange Lucozade Sport. Her heroin problems made her crave sugar.”
  • – He says Amy became violent when she mixed drugs with alcohol. “When she drank with the drugs, she showed her worst side. She liked vodka with 99p supermarket tropical juice. Her behaviour became manic. She would cut herself or attack others. When she drank things got messy.”
  • – He was shocked by her self-harming. “The first time I saw her do it was after she told Blake we’d had a fling. She cut herself with scissors from shoulder to wrist.”

Let’s hope she has laid off some of the crap as she has put some weight back on and is looking much more healthy.  To bad we can’t say this for everyone!

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Lindsay Lohan – Half Sister or Not?

Does Lezzie Bi-Han have a little Half-Sister?  According to her MySpace Account she does. Her father, Michael Lohan claims that it is a lie and that her girlfriend SaMANtha Ronson hacked Lindsay’s account and posted the false information.

Lets get out our DNA test kits and find out who is telling the truth.  Maybe the infamous Perez Hilton is her half-sister and that is why they are always at odds with one another!

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Perez Hilton looks Tired.

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LIVERPOOL, UNITED KINGDOM – NOVEMBER 06: Perez Hilton attends the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards at the Liverpool Echo Arena on November 6, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/Getty Images)

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Perez Hilton seems to be looking a little ran down these days.  Maybe it is because of all the parties he gets invited to, or maybe it is because of all the weight that Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira) seems to have packed on in recent years.  You really are a fat slob Perez (and I say this with love), individuality is one thing, but running around in skin tight shirts with your back fat sticking out everywhere is going overboard. Nobody wants to stand next the the fat and sweaty gay guy, ewww!

Hell hath no fury like that of a tired and aging queen, so we shall see if he directs his fury this way, lol.  His stories are becoming a bit boring too as if the magic touch that he once had is falling away.  Oh yes, his site still gets a ton of page views, but if you Google some of the information you find on his site you will see that it is a little stale already most of the time. Is Perez Hilton even doing his own writing these days?

Has he annoyed his better sources?  What is happening at the Hilton house?  He knows that his blogging days are eventually going to come to an end and seems to be preparing for it by branching into other sectors of the entertainment world.  Perez’s screen appearance are very lack luster and amateurish though, so that little endeavor will hopefully not last long.

Many people often hang out with Perez simply because he can get them into some of the better parties, regardless of what this aging queen believes.  My sources tell me that is slowly getting quashed as more and more people are removing Perez Hilton from their guest lists in order to keep the real celebrities happy.

Perez is only 30, soon to be 31 on March 23 of 2009, but my goodness, he is looking more like he is in his 40’s!  He needs to use some of the money he has earned and hire someone to dress him.  You are looking a little baduy these days baby!

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Prince William is Going Bald!

Prince William is second in line to the British Throne.  This UK Lad is following is daddy’s foot steps and is already balding, and at the ripe age of only 26 years old!

Ouch, not only does he have a little penis, which you can see HERE, but he is losing that hair already!  I have noticed in some of his photos he is sporting a beard and a moustache, lol, is he trying to draw attention from that bald spot?

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